AMAZING SPECTACLES

patient : ¨are you sure i will can read a newspaper with this new spectacles?¨

opthalmologist : ¨sure! this is apropos for myope sufferer!¨

patient : ¨amazing! its mean that unnecessary for me to take reading course!¨

DENTIST AND HIS PATIENT

A dentist talks to a patient that he must pair denture to makes the patient always feel comfortable when eating. The patient is a toothless women.
after his job finished, he writes an account about the money that she must paid.
the woman pays the account and then prepare to get out from doctor´s room.
¨hei madame, you´ve paid me a false note! please be back and give me with an original money!¨ said the doctor.
¨sory sir! dont you remember that you have paired a store teeth too in my mouth?¨ answered the woman.

MALAYSIAN TOURISM THEME SONG

What is the title of malaysian tourism theme song?
¨rasa sayange¨ is the title of their tourism theme song.

¨rasa sayange¨ created by mr.katje hehanussa at 1940, copied by lokananta at 1962 to discs. rasa sayange is the original song from maluku, east Indonesia.
so what is your conclusion?

STINGY WIFE

an old couple sitting in a chair and yacking.
the husband trying to discuss their memory when they´re young.
¨i remember when i invite you to get dinner in a japanese restaurant. you looked so enjoy, you re eating an expensive food and im so.¨
¨but, at that moment you didnt pay the food. and i were be forced to paid the food.¨ answer the wife

HOW TO CURE A MAD MAN BECOME NORMAL?

this is the last therapy to cure a mad man become normal.
make the people of the world become crazy. when all peoples crazy, its meant that he has been normal.
please begin it by yourself!

AMERICAN TOURIST MEET A MAD MAN

when jhon and jade, american tourists first time go to Purwokerto, central java. they want to know more about Baturaden. so, they decide to go there directly, but they dont know the way. jhon look a mad man sitting under the tree at the left border of the street where they are walking, but he doesnt know that the man is crazy.
jhon approaches to him and asking in a fluent indonesian language:
¨hei sir! can you tell me where is the way to go to Baturaden?¨
the man looked very enthusiastic when jhon moves closer at him.
¨hai.. kowest woongss ngendhiss? akurt jaluks duwiter!¨ answer him enthusiastic.
he thinks that he said in a fluent english.
jhon looks at jade and asks, ¨what´s just he said?¨
¨ i dont know, maybe it is a kind of javanese dialects.¨ jade answer.

MAD MAN IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR SAID

hei! what are you doing in the mirror?
why you standing there and watch me suspiciously?
hei sir! can you hear me?
dont look at me like this, im scared!

INDONESIAN PRAYER SAID

a man is praying in the mosque:
oh god! please bless me..bless my country!
dont bless malaysian because they torture my wife when working as a labour there!
make them realize that you hate their cruelty!
thanks god! and please give me money to buy some food!

CRAZY GIRL FISHING

A crazy girl is fishing.
she throws the fishhook to a pail of water and sit down beside the pail.
An old man overs near her and amazed about her. he asks:
"Heii, what are you doing? are you fishing?"

"Hei sir, dont you know this is a pail of water? no fish here! you are crazy thinking that i were fishing in a pail of water!" answer the girl.

KOTEKA AND GIRLS

At national culture festival in Jakarta last year, some kinds of ethnic culture were demonstrated by men and women from each region.
Kentongan, a central java culture were demonstrated by male and female teenager.
Girls from bali demonstrated a kind of balinese dance,
Papuan men demonstrated their war dance by using their ethnic wear that called koteka.
Some girls from indonesian art college, Bandung, interested to watch closer the papuan dancer. A girl moves closer to them and asks:
"i'm really want to know about koteka, could you like to tell me, what is the material to make the koteka?"

a dancer step to be directed to the girl and answer:
" sorry, i'mnot a good speaker, so i willnot tell you about koteka. But you can hold it in order to know better about this koteka." said him and then asks the girl to hold the koteka he used.

THE LUCKIEST MAN IN INDONESIA

Who is the luckiest man in indonesia?
His name is Untung!!
He will always be lucky although something bad maybe happened with him.

And who is the most peaceful man in Java?
let me introduce him self!
His name is Slamet, slamet is my friend.
whatever something happened, maybe tsunami, earthquake or bomb explosion, he will always be safe.


untung = lucky
slamet = safe